the abyss means...

Second (sober) Draft:

Huh? That clock doesn't say seven. I've just overslept by three hours! That's not right. Oh look. A job I can apply for. Damn. Jesus has no clothes and the canister can be moved. That's not right either. But this is great. No time now. Late. Late. Late. Late. Is that snow, or just slightly white rain? Good thing I've got my umbrella. Hey, the back of this bus doesn't smell of vomit. That's so nice. I wish I were training genetic algorithms for business purposes too. Hmph. Am jealous now. Why are you whispering to me in such a creepy voice? Can't you see I am reading? Look, I really don't want to hear about f-ing animals, animal f-ing, or Jehovahs Witnesses thank you. No, I really meant it. You are distracting me and you remind me of someone I would really rather not be remembering right now... Yay, you've stopped. Another bus that doesn't smell! That never happens. Why are you hitting me with a pink balloon, little girl? Why are you talking to me? Yes, it's a very nice balloon. Wow. I forgot how bad Wonder Woman was. A robot that can control ants, huh? Late, late, late, late, late. Those would be perfect premises to move into. That's so great. But. When did I agree to help? Why am I suddenly doing so much? Hang on, I know I joked about it, but did I really want the pier to be burning down? We don't seem to be having much luck with our piers recently... 'To lose one pier may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness...' That's impressive. Rush, rush, rush, rush. Yay, made it. I think he really does think he is still a child. Free club night? OK then. Oh. ID? But surely I should have stopped being ID'd many years ago? That's just not right. I know I should feel flattered, but... Why am I here again? Why does everyone look 15? God. I wish I could wear skirts like that. Huh. Why am I talking about the way IE6 displays font sizes in a club? Girl from Mars!? Aaargh. Why are they talking about PGP encryption? Ah, Blister in the Sun. That's better. That is a nasty question to be asking me. Grrr. Home at last. I didn't realise I was getting searches through for 'cute ninjas'. That's nice. I must do something about my pile of Inform comments. Whoever you are, I wish I could afford to stay in education... Sleep now. Am gibbering. Should know better than to go near my computer when drunk...

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